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General Hawk
Limited Edition: 1 of 22 handmade in Sydney
Regular price $350.00 USD
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All measurements are in inches.
| Size | A. COLLAR | B. CHEST | C. WAIST | D. SHOULDER | E. ARM LENGTH | F. CENTRE BACK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 16.5 | 43 | 42 | 6.5 | 9.5 | 28 |
| M | 17 | 45 | 44 | 6.8 | 9.8 | 28.5 |
| L | 17.5 | 46 | 45 | 6.8 | 10 | 29 |
| XL | 18 | 47 | 46 | 7 | 10.3 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 18.5 | 49 | 48 | 7.3 | 10.5 | 30 |
| 3XL | 19 | 51 | 50 | 7.3 | 10.8 | 30.5 |
| 4XL | 20 | 56 | 55 | 7.3 | 10.8 | 31 |
After his promotion from Missile Commander to General, Clayton M Abernathy and his trusted wingman, Chuckles, both needed some time away from base and decided that an off-duty expedition to Medellin might fit the bill for their necessary R&R. Night one, It is 23:07 hrs and they find themselves in a den of entertainment where the air was thick and the beads of sweat rolled freely. The mood was high. Chuckles took the last swig of his still icy cold vessel as his thirst was large, he turned to Abernathy and said quietly, “after another round of yes please, and no matter how hard I try, this thirst is not going away; why don’t we play a little game of charades”. "The only condition”, Chuckles insisted “GI rules”.
The GI rules of charades are as follows; As one is actively interpreting the object to their fellow player, they must do this while navigating the multiple obstacles they face whilst maintaining the straightest of lines throughout the challenge.
The challenge was gracefully accepted by Abernathy as this is a game they often played together, and he did his very best to avoid the obstacles. The portrayed object in his round was the one and only, American symbol of freedom, the Bald Eagle. An easy narrative as his Caw CAW, is one of the best going around and, at his age of 46, he follicley challenged. The night started there, and some say it escalated for the next 6 days. They were lucky to get out of there alive.
Long story short, this is how he achieved the nickname of Hawk, and the rest of the ‘holiday’ remains classified there is little other documented from their trip from 23:09 that evening. Upon their return, he was awarded the rank of General, and this is how General Hawk came to be.
Abernathy was seen wearing just like shirt on his flight homeand it is said it was bought at a flea market during their time in Columbia and it was only fitting to bring this adventure to life.
All Hail, General Hawk.
General Hawk
$350.00
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The Perfect Fit
Our commitment to crafting garments that complement your unique silhouette is unwavering. That's why we proudly offer our Perfect Fit Guarantee.
We understand the importance dressing as an individual is matched by the importance of comfort and impeccable fit.
If, for any reason, the fit doesn't meet your expectations, we'll work tirelessly to make it right. We offer 30 day returns and exchanges on this product to ensure you enjoy your new favourite piece.
Shipping & Returns
We will dispatch most orders within 24-48hrs of receiving them.
The delivery time for your order may vary depending on your location. Here are some general estimates:
- Sydney Metropolitan area: 3-5 business days
- Regional NSW and other States and Territories in Australia: 5-10 business days
- New Zealand: 5-10 business days
- Rest of World: 5-10 business days
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Let customers speak for us
This is not a color that is for everyone. You either like it or don’t. I love it. The fit, as usual, is perfect.
As usual this is a stylish and ultra comfortable jacket that stands up for itself and looks great even after a good wearing. I strongly recommend this blazer.
This is my fifth pair of the linen & silk trousers. The fit is perfect, and I have received a significant number of compliments on the styling and fit. I love the color, as it is lighter than the typical navy blue trousers that many men wear. I prefer something that is different from the ordinary, and yet is quite eye catching.
This is Third One I have Purchased . First /Grey ,Second Navy & Third Camel
Robert B. Baldwin III , Austin, Texas
The jacket is quite comfortable, and the fit is perfect. While Mulberry is not a color that I will wear every day, it actually is quite versatile, and I anticipate getting a good deal of wear out of it. Most importantly, my wife is in love with the color, and that goes a long ways towards making me happy with the jacket.
Another excellent jacket from Joe Bananas. Top quality, material and craftsmanship.
Me like ‘um this shirt. It’s tie die for the mind. Am I cool? No. But I feel cool. That the skinny Joseph Banana Man.
It looked so good on. He altered it perfectly! It’ll be our go to piece. And just a stand out wherever you go. It looks like the money! One of a kind. Can’t wait to get back to the store and add to our outstanding wardrobe! All pieces were amazing, and can’t be found anywhere else. Thank you Joe. Well done.
Awesome, made it just in time for my awards ceremony! And it is stunning! Thank you! You’all are my heros, Namaste, Greg Louganis
Quite a good T-shirt. What I like most of all is the collar stays high and tight and is not get droopy. A good example of the fine work done by Joe bananas
Great pair of pants. Very high quality and comfortable modern fit. Great for travel and special occasions.
